A festa dos formandos da História, nesse sábado à noite, foi bem legal. Mas revi uma coisa que me convenceu de que o mundo não tem jeito (e não, não foi por tua causa, caso tu estejas lendo isso agora).
Coisa esta que vi pela primeira vez durante o seminário de História e Educação faz uns três meses atrás.
Coisa esta que me deixa tão estranho, que o único remédio é citar o melhor momento do cinema mundial de todos os tempos.
A explanação de Brick Top sobre porcos e corpos, em "Snatch".
"You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut the corpse up into six pieces and pile it all together.
After you got six pieces you gotta get rid of 'em, of course you can't just leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, can ya?
And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out, you could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig shit do you?
Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through bone like it's butter. You gotta have a few pigs though; you need about sixteen. They will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes... that means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. . .
... hence, the expression, 'greedy as a pig'. "
Os porcos, aliás, são o único animal, além do homem (e até onde eu saiba), que podem sofrer queimaduras decorrentes do sol. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
